Lyrics by tangential-note.
The Lalna Song:
Here’s a Lalna, there’s a Lalna, and another evil Lalna
Fluxy Lalna, Funny Lalna, Lalna Lalna Nuke
Lalna, Lalna, castle, Lalna, spaceman, dwarf, farmer and Lalna, Lalna Lalna, mushroom Lalna, Lalna Lalna Nuke
I was once apprenticed, to the scientist,
Cos the farmer blew me up, Sjin is on the List,
Now we’re building Rockets, and they come in threes,
We must aim them at the farm, Just In Case of BEES.
Have you ever seen a Lalna, kiss a Lalna, on a Lalna
Lalna’s Lalna, tastes of Lalna, Lalna Lalna Nuke
half a Lalna, twice a Lalna, not a Lalna, farmer Lalna
Lalna in a bar, drinking a Lalna Lalna Nuke
Are there any more left? Are you the last one?
There’s no need to worry friend, Mother is not gone.
Oh you’re fluxed as well now, please try not to puke.
Time to go to Mother now, and become a Nuke.
I really couldn’t have asked for a better rendition of this… Now all we need is someone to do a screencap-GIF type thing to go underneath it and we’ve basically won the internet!